This black graphic tee makes a bold statement with its humorous checklist design. Featuring the phrase 'I HAVE' followed by '2 DAUGHTERS,' '2 FISTS,' 'A SHOVEL,' and 'AN ALIBI,' each accompanied by a checked box, this shirt is sure to grab attention. The text is printed in white, with the checkmarks in red. Made from a comfortable fabric, this t-shirt is perfect for casual wear, outings, or as a gift for the protective father. It's a fun way to showcase your personality and sense of humor.